Archive for December 2010
Ever since we first dipped our toe into the international clubbing arena, toe being the optimum word, as it was the Supersized Pool Party in Paris where we did our first bit of international dipping, we have been yearning to fill our clubbing calendar with trips away from London to pastures new. Indeed, brilliant Berlin was to prove one of our most enchanting experiences of the year, capturing not just Hustlaball & Salvation, brands that we have been used to back here in the capital, but also jumped at the opportunity to take in a slice of the breathtaking Berghain. However, as good as both excursions to the German & the French capitals were, it was our Christmas cavorting with the Lovechild crew that was to top our year of outings, Antwerp proving to be the jewel in our crown of clubbing trips abroad. But hang on, this is sounding more like a yearly round up rather than a reflection of our latest trip, one that we had been so looking forward to since the date was announced back in September and a journey that was to prove both emotionally enthralling & enlightening.
Now, there is no surprise that Lovechild has been very much one of the biggest success stories of 2010, as not only has it survived the struggling Saturday market back in blighty, but is has well & truly thrived internationally, a whole string of superb showings at destinations that have included Amsterdam, Cologne, Istanbul, Paris, Rome and even Johannesburg & Sydney. However, probably its biggest bash & success was when it joined forces with the might of La Demence on their anniversary weekend, touching down on Antwerp’s Red & Blue club, presenting a special “Gods & Monsters” event which was a sell-out smash, reports coming in after the event that coach loads of people were still arriving at 4 a.m., a staggering five hours after the club had opened, to get a slice of this outrageously extravagant outing. So, with such as success on their hands, it was no surprise that the team from Red & Blue wanted Alex Erfan & his loveable team back for more, choosing Christmas Day as the next event in the emerging affair between Lovechild & Antwerp.
It is fair to say that Christmas now rarely gets us excited, we much preferring New Year as the time to act like we are still a child (well that’s stretching it a little), maybe more like a teenager (even that’s pushing it!) although this year was going to be oh so different as the day arrived with alarming speed and we found our early wakeup call speeding us across (under in fact) the channel to a snow swept Belgium and our rendezvous with Red & Blue, in the captivating company Lovechild’s head poncho Alex Efan and a supporting cast of D.J. Alessandro, host Chrissy Darling, P.A. Lizzie France & stage showsters Bruno Knight & Ben Brown. And with our best Christmas in recent memory already signed sealed & delivered by amazing Antwerp, not least by a welcome in our hotel that surpassed any we had experienced, we found ourselves at Red & Blue’s doors with our Lovechild lot, all ready to prepare for what we later discovered was the clubs first ever Christmas Day event, expectations suitably muted and being echoed by the chilly climate & sporadic snow showers outside, although nothing was going to dampen our spirits on Schipperskapelstraat.
Arriving early as we did, allowed us to take a look around the venue, a very smart and clean affair compared to compatriot clubs back in London, the bare brick wails giving the place a sophisticated feel, as were the modern industrial touches against the luminous lighting & traditional furnishings, all making for one of the most impressive interiors we had seen for a long time, the addition seasonal touches including a three massive Christmas trees suitably positioned for maximum effect, while the already luminous lighting was made even more breathtaking by a dangling display of neon blue lit streamers that made an sparkling statement. And with our first impressions box filled with a massive tick (a trademark of this whole weekend), resident D.J. Ruben Winters arrived to whisk us away for a chat & catch up, leaving the Lovechild lot to prepare for this very special Christmas cracker, while we took the chance to delve deeper on Ruben’s D.J.’ing in the comfortable surroundings of a local bar, before heading back to the lure of Lovechild. Despite expectations of a tepid turnout, the club had actually filled considerably by the early hour of midnight, we finding position at the top bar with Mr. Winters, having dropped our bits & bobs off in the dressing room & catching a moment with Alex, Chrissy & co. From our vantage point with Ruben, we could survey the territory in front of us, the dancefloor already pulsating with party heads, some even up on the stage & podiums, relishing the renditions of heavenly house music from resident D.J. Elof De Neve, we even getting to meet the man in motion behind the decks, Alex giving us an introduction to this charming chap & his crew.
Now we were keen to make the most of this Lovechild affair with Antwerp at Red & Blue, testing out a few spots on the dancefloor before settling on one that fitted the best, although on this occasion to the right rather than spookily was just shy of the D.J. booth on the right as opposed to our usual left, this position giving us a perfect view of the stage & the superb Red & Blue sign that dominated the space, as well as the bank of screens around, spotted by a simple swivel of the head. And it was here where we took in the full extent of not one, two or three, but five sparkling showings by the Lovechild cast of performers, first the delectable go-go dancers, centre-pieced by Bruno & Ben, both dressed to the high pins in suits that would later be stripped off to the delight of the amorous audience, then by host Chrissy Darling, sporting her colossal costume headpiece that has so become her trademark and finally by D.J. Alessandro assuming centre stage behind a smart set of decks balanced atop two massive modelled hands that made a superb statement of their own, the icing on the Lovechild “Christmas Party” cake being the arrival of prolific P.A. Lizzie French, who immediately captivated the crowd with her presence, pounding out a succession of dance tune smashes, including her very own “The Answer” EP release.
With the party in full swing and we having very much found our stride with the magnificent music from by Elof & Ale, mixes of euro-style and tech house beats blended in with uplifting & espaniol vocal master-pieces had us spinning in a dancing dervish just as though we were back in Beyond, the glances from fellow Red & Blue frolickers testament to some of the attention we were attracting with our audacious antics. But our night was only going to go from strength to strength with more introductions to folk from both Alex & Bruno, then, as we headed to the bar for refreshments, being caught by surprise by the small but perfectly formed & beaming Lesley, who had made our welcome in Antwerp so wonderful just a day before, was our cake icing. So, with a gracious return to his hospitality in hand, we spent some special moments with our angelic aide before duty called with a return to our spot to soak up the stream of shows & mesmeric music, which included Mr Knight’s angle grinding display, Lesley even joining us in our escapades for a short while, before retreating to the comfort of his own preferred spot (see we all have them!). Mind you he missed out in the continual plumes of snow & ticker tape that added to the amazing atmosphere, ice cannon blasts keeping the heat down but the party pace up, Chrissy adding her own cannon catapults from the stage to the delight of the dancefloor dudes below.
Such was the extent of our enjoyment, we were now firmly in clubbing overdrive, having very much over indulged in lots of ways, although we really wanted to savour all that Ruben Winters could deliver from his set, we doing our best to hold station for his showing, following the final curtain call from the Lovechild lot, who all assumed the stage for their spectacular serenade by Lizzie France. However, with this curtain call done, so were we, the extent our devotions turned to another, as we attempted to rally the troupes to join us in some magical minutes with Mr Middleton, we trying to grab Ruben’s attention before withdrawing from our spot to be by Lesley’s side. With Alex joining us for a moment, the others were obviously exhausted from their own outrageous escapades, not least Chrissy who had made a connection of her own with the cute cameraman which certainly climaxed her evening exceptionally, as had ours been for reasons & company of our own. So, with this Red & Blue affair coming to a close, we waved goodbye to the splendours of Schipperskapelstraat to wend our way back to our hotel, still floating in the clouds of complete captivation for the amazement of Antwerp Lovechild style.
It isn’t often that the place & the people exceed those of the music & motion in a clubbing event which we visit, whether home or abroad, although with the resounding brilliance of Red & Blue as a venue along with the cosmically captivating company we held throughout the night, they pretty much did & certainly spoke for our volumes. Yes we were immensely impressed with the performances of resident D.J.’s Elof De Neve & Ruben Winters, indeed they would certainly find favour even with the pickiest of party people in London, the contrasting styles of the two working extremely well with the progressive style of the club and Alessandro sandwiching the two like butter to bread. However, as good as they were, as good were the spectacular showings by Bruno & his boys, as well as Chrissy’s cavorting, it was the crowd, the venue and the company that tipped our scales, a more obliging, a more mixed and a more welcoming bunch of beauties we couldn’t have asked for. And whilst the club was never packed, considering it was their first Christmas Day outing & that the weather clearly had taken its toll, both Lovechild and Red & Blue should be well pleased with the outcome, as we know we were. Plus to leave the club & the city with our heads dreamily in the clouds and, five days later, still struggling to pull our feet back to the ground, is an incredible indication of the impression made on us during our amorous amazement in Antwerp, meaning we will be back for more for sure. (DISCO MATT)
Postscript
We wanted to take this opportunity of thanking the following people, without whom our Christmas in Antwerp would not have been the splendidly special time it was, each and every person making it a Christmas to remember for a very long time to come. The list is in no particular order but cannot be complete without one, who has made an indelible impression us. So to Alex Erfan, Alessandro Londra, Ben Brown, Bruno Knight, Chrissy London Darling, Elof De Neve, J.d. Cerronez, Lesley Middleton, Lizzie Jane France, Patrik Danser, & Ruben Winters, thank you one & all.
Plus, why not get a slice of Lovechild at Red & Blue through the specially commissioned mix by Alessandro London, available to download at http://djalessandrolondra.podomatic.com/ as well as Ruben Winter’s recording of his set live at this “Christmas Ball” event which is out now at http://soundcloud.com/d-jayme/red-n-blue-december-02
When, on a typical June Saturday evening we made tracks to Vauxhall, post the “Purple In The Park” festival to continue our clubbing, little would we know that a certain named club beginning with B would transform our lives and become such a driving force in our clubbing exploits, although from the day it lunched onto an unsuspecting public, this amazing afterhours quickly became an institution for not just us, but whole hoards of hedonists that saw Sunday morning as the new Saturday night, a trend which has pretty much continued to this day. And whist our beloved afterhours took a short breather in 2006, amidst much inter promoter wrangling, we couldn’t have been happier when it returned to the clubbing calendar with the sort of clout that has rarely been seen in all the years we have been cavorting around the capital, the re-launch very much like its birth creating the kind of buzz that has rarely been seen since.
Whilst Trade was definitely the talk of the nineties, Beyond was brainwave of the noughties, pretty much eclipsing the former throughout its five year tenure at Colosseum in Vauxhall, hardly a week going by without us making a homage to this most amazing afterhours and as much as we missed Beyond while it was gone, we certainly re-adjusted to its return rapidly, acclimatising ourselves to new home Area with ease, since when both the club venue and the club brand has become, without doubt our favourite of all time, even overhauling Trade & even Crash in our top of the clubbing pops. So, when it came to deciding where & when to celebrate our birthday, the choice was clear, not least as it fell just a day short of our actual birthday, meaning that our bash at beyond was born, although we did somewhat resign ourselves to the fact that, given the time of year, most eyes would be on Christmas, so were not expecting a terrific turnout to mark our special day.
So with cousin Crisco’s Hard On! duties over, we were raring to go so set our course for Vauxhall and a rendezvous with Industri & close pal Stephen, who had put himself up in a local hostellery in advance of our arrival (well Barcode & Chariots to be precise), we finding our friend at the entrance to Area just short of 6 a.m. Having caught up on news with the terrific Tom who was, once again, masterminding everyone’s smooth entrance to Beyond, it was clear he had his hands full, plenty people trying to jump the queue but being firmly put in the place by the fervent Mr Fuller, so we left him to his devises, making our way through the embankment bar entrance, although nit before connecting with the colourful character that is Chrissy Darling, suitably attired in her trademark & fetching costume with “Beyond” lettering atop her tall crown.
Now we were inside and having dropped our belongings off in the coatcheck, were back in a pretty freezing embankment bar, waiting for expected guests to our birthday bash, while Hifi Sean was stirring up a storm of stupendous sounds back down in the Chapel room. And whilst we were very tempted to sink into Sean’s set, we were determined to stand our ground to greet our guests, although it was soon apparent that the cold weather & other excuses were going to keep many away, our hopes raised & heartened a little by first D’Johnny making his attendance known, soon followed by friends Graham & Hassan, like us, keen to get the party started. But with the crowds still flowing through the embankment entrance, making the terrace bar feel more like a freezer, we succumbed to the sounds of Sean & hit the Chapel room with pal Stephen, diving deep into dance delight, especially when, for two weeks in a row, Hifi heaped his heavenly house mix of the great “Get Busy” on us, sending us into a splendid spin on our spot in serenade to his selection.
With our birthday bash definitely gaining a head of steam, our mood was further boosted by the arrival of Andrea & her (so called) Czech crew, who were chomping at the bit for the main room to open, Beyond golden boy Steve Pitron expected to assume the decks for the 7 a.m. start., the hour came & went without a sign of the room being ready, the previous party having taken longer than expected to clear out. So, as people continued to stream in through the embankment entrance but couldn’t stand the chilly climate in the terrace room, crowded into the Chapel making the whole space & experience dreadfully uncomfortable, the extrovert Andrea voicing her unabated opinion on the subject with usual exuberance. But our exasperation with the delay was instantly turned to excitement as the space swung open and we flooded into the room, Andrea heading the stampede, we attracting Mr Pitron’s attention as we passed the D.J. booth, he pointing towards our spot signalling the direction we were heading.
Now our morning of celebration could really get under way, Mr Pitron immediately sending us into dancing delirium with a scintillating selection of terrific tunes, many heralding choices from his recent pitch perfect podcast, other pure Beyond beats that had the main room packed to the rafters within minutes, revellers up on the podiums and the stage towards the back, the amazing Area lighting & visuals at full tilt we savouring every second of Steve’s stunning set. And with friends Andrea & Stephen at hand, a veritable feast of familiar faces either passed us or joined us to celebrate in style, including Lee’s Harris & Yeomans passing by, Clington Forbes breaking into dance in front of us, Nick Evans careering up to us and exaggerating our age by just a few years (how rude!), even South African Graham Mellors trying out his dextrous dance steps on us, all adding to the awesome atmosphere that was developing. But when Industri’s finest & scene hostess with the mostest Minty arrived, surprising us in our spot, our morning could only get better, as it did, with Minty moving & grooving with us, then the gorgeous dancer Mark passing us by & giving the kind of smile that would melt a thousand icebergs.
Then is if all that wasn’t great enough, the best was yet to come as our brilliant Beyond resident pulled our signature tune out of his bag, the tremendous TV Rocks remix of Zoe Baldwin’s “Release Me” running into the original to send the whole place wild, not least us, our “Doing The Disco Matt” moves that we had been warming up from the start of Steve’s set, now working overtime to the prolific pace of Pitron’s precision perfect pick. However, even we could not have expected the surprise to come, as a hand waved us in the direction of the D.J. booth door and Steve led us up the stairs and behind the decks, immediately demand that we do the Disco Matt in that very position, onlookers below aghast at our antics, especially Stephen & Andrea who had crowded into our spot to survey our shenanigans. And we were well & truly lapping up our moment in the main room, a better birthday present we could never have asked for, Steve insisting we stay up in our privileged place for a while longer, although our moment in the limelight made us a tad over excited as well as overheated, so we graciously returned to our usual spot to soak up the remainder of his set.
With the morning going absolutely swimmingly, the arrival of further friends called us away from the main room madness, although not before catching incumbent D.J. Alan K who would round off our birthday in superb style with a stonking set. However, it was another Alex who was grabbing our attention, Alex Erfan waiting on the terrace to wish us birthday greetings and with Tom & Chrissy Darling in close attendance, we headed back for the bar & a very welcome bottle of champagne to toast our special day, we being incredibly touched by Mr Lovechild’s gesture & indeed his presence, Alex having made the effort whereas a number of people had disappointingly not. Mind you, after the magical moment in the main room D.J. booth & the captivating company we held throughout the morning, we walked away from Beyond at just turned midday, very happy with our lot and with a further private party to go to later that day, when we would catch up with a score or two of other friendly faces, all imparting birthday wishes, we couldn’t have asked for much more.
As much as we love a bit of variety in our life, what do they say? “…variety is the spice of life…”, we also tend to be quite regimented with our existence, so some constants in our week are an essential part of our existence. And in Beyond, that is exactly what we have, a constant that acts like a clubbing rock, somewhere that we can retreat to when all else fails or when we are riding the crest of the clubbing wave & want to stay standing on our board until the last shimmers of the wave have died down. So, in choosing Beyond as the place for our birthday bash was a foregone conclusion and, despite some initial hiccups, it once again delivered in bucket loads. It was so heartening to see so many faces come & celebrate with us too, in a time when focus is much more on Christmas than birthday’s and whilst some important people in our lives were missing, the crowd that turned up more than re-addressed the balance. And as for our defining birthday moment?, well it had to be Mr Pitron & our “Disco Matting” antics in the main room D.J. booth, something we will remember for a long time to come, indeed probably never forget, or want to. (DISCO MATT)
Postscript
We want to take this opportunity to futher thank the following poeple for making our birthday celebration so special. The list is in no particular order but includes Aaron Elder, Alan K, Alex Erfan, Andrea Drudikova, Chrissy London Darling, Clington Forbes, Daniel Elder, Gonzalo Rivas, Hassan Hatoum, Hifi Sean Dickson, Johnny D’Johnny Cermann, Minty, Nick Evans, Phillip Giovanni Chiarella, Stephen Davies, Steve Pitron, Tom Fuller & evryone else that came up to say hi & happy birthday. For those of you that were mssing, you definately missed out.
Around this time of year our life begins to fill with traditions, Christmas Eve for example signalling roast gammon, mashed potato & plenty of red wine over the classic film “Oliver”, while no Christmas morning can ever now be complete without the compulsory champagne & smoked salmon, while sinking into the magic that is “Chitty Chitty Bang Bang”. And whist at this time of year we find ourselves headlong into disco, there has been a developing trend in recent times for us also to delve into the darker side of our clubbing, no not quite in the Star Wars vein (no sign of Darth Vader here!), more in the x-rated one, a particular venue & club playing host to our saucy shenanigans & making sure we get our fair share of seasonal stuffing. So whilst Fagan & Bill Sykes engrossed us on Christmas Eve & Caratacus Potts catapulted us through Christmas Day, it was far less Chitty Chitty, more Bang Bang come Boxing day last year when we relived another tradition and paid a visit to Suzie Krueger’s sex fuelled happening at Hidden
However this year, like two years ago when our latest tradition began, Hard On! moved back to its former slot of the last Saturday before Christmas, meaning that our birthday had to come early again, well two days early to be precise, although our birthday bonk was somewhat put on hold by a nasty stomach complaint which had laid us low for a while now, we taking the wise choice not to subject our delicate innards to the delights of the darkroom, rather allowing our cousin Crisco Matt to step into our shoes & make his Hard On! & review debut in full on debaucherous fashion. So, it was a case of us having to hand over the reins, but run down a few essentials to our cousin, the club having held sway in the capital for well over eight years & still going strong, we filling Crisco in on the finer elements of Suzie’s raunchy romp, especially recalling life as far back as the days of Fist as well as the terrific time we had just last year in the horny hands of Hard On!
So, it was now definitely a case of Move Over Disco It’s Time For Crisco, the leather chaps zipped up, the hair adjusted & the camp changed for the butch as, we , Crisco took charge, making our way down to Hidden for not long before midnight and a warm welcome from the door & core Hard On! team that were holding fort for Ms Kruegar, who was taking a well earned rest & relaxation break in her beloved Goa. With a feeling in our loins that was far less Goa and much more goer, we headed into in club proper, having been waved through by the ever engaging Pieers, finding our way up to the cloakroom to strip ourselves of unwanted clothing, although nowhere near as much as some around us, who were down to jocks boots are barely much more, bare very much being the name of the game, inhibitions having been left at the door while intentions were definitely not.
With our rather conservative dress down done, we re-entered the cruise bar, which was filling nicely with an a-typical Hard On! bunch of brain & brawn types, with much in between, a more mixed bag you couldn’t have asked for, from guys dressed in NYC Police uniforms, to others trussed in harnesses of all shapes & sizes, from the part clothed to the fully naked, they were all there, even one guy sporting a Santa hat if you please while others wrapped up in rubber outfits vied for attention. So, with plenty to gaze our eyes on, we found a spot at the corner of the bar, grabbing some energy boosting refreshments to set us up for this sex fest of a pre Chrimbo canter, we skilfully surveying our territory, but definitely watching our P’s & Q’s while faces familiar made their advances, including a scantily dressed Toby & an equally so Jamie, both making the understandable mistake of recognising Crisco as Disco, although our more dead pan demur doing its best to deceive otherwise.
With our initiation pretty much up, it was time to delve into that dark side, the infamous playroom to be précise, we immediately finding ourselves at home with the video visuals being displayed on the big screen, an oiled up individual penetrating another in a way that we Crisco lovers know best, while there was plenty of other moaning & groaning going on in other parts of this darkened delight of a den. Advancing in further and allowing our inhibitions to run away with ourselves, we came very close to succumbing to the sling in front of us, although with Disco’s dilemma in mind, we held back a bit, rather finding a spot by the side to view proceedings, more as a voyeur rather than a voyager, our pulse nevertheless pumping as plenty around us were doing the humping, this fetish frolic clearly in full swing.
Now we were hot under the collar and raring to dive deeper into the delights of Hard On!, racing back to the cloakroom to discard more of our clothing & apparel accessories, our shorn shirt style making us feel much more at home in this horny happening and much more at ease with our lot. So, it was back into the cruise bar we went, soaking up the sordid sounds of resident D.J. Dmak, who was certainly capturing the crowd and the mood with his masterful music, although we had more than an eye of the main room, which was due to sport other incumbent, Brent Nicholls, our glance towards the door catching the glaze of a very butch muscleman, his stripped & rippling torso tingling our taste buds sufficiently so to cause lateral leverage in our loins. With our excitable e zones suitably energised and with the main room madness about to commence, we took our leave of the cruise area, diving quickly back into the darkroom for some more skulduggery spotting, before deciding on the dancefloor as the direction of our devotions for a while.
Finding a spot just left of the D.J. booth (why does that sound familiar – Disco would have been proud of us) we had a perfect vantage point of the dance space below, our elevated position allowing us to express our enjoyment of this fetish frolic with dextrous dance moves to the macho music the man in charge was churning out. And it was in our select spot that we found man of the moment, Brent Nicholls in full flight, his assault of full on funky & humped up house raising the roof of the red room with rapturous reception, the whole space spinning to his sounds & the podiums full horny hunks, baring their assets for all to see. Indeed, with plenty of x-rated action going on right in front of our noses, two men engaged in intercourse & not of the conversation kind, the heat of the play area had nothing on this main space, our energy levels elevated enough for us to enact our own version of Disco Matting (it’s a new verb you know!), a slightly more sedate slant on our cousins overt antics, very much the butch end of camp.
By now we were totally engrossed in our Hard On! experience, trading the red room for the playroom & back again, the dancing delighting just as much as the fornicating was thrilling, our insatiable desire to get down & dirty in the dark every bit as strong as the need to display our dancing dervishness, our nonstop activity only momentarily interrupted by mercy missions for refreshments. And our attention to the main room madness would be rewarded with not one but two showings by horny hunks on the podiums, Bruno Knight & his partner in fetish filth falling just short of all out orgasmic intent, although there was plenty of that going on next door to more than make up. Yet with the choice between dance or play becoming increasingly difficult, such was the draw of both, that eventually our minds were cast towards to next instalment in our evening, at least a rendezvous with Disco for his birthday bash at Beyond, the 6 a.m. start not that long away. So, with reluctance yet with the knowledge that we had enjoyed our lot, we picked up our bits & bobs, waved bye to Brent and headed out from Hidden and home to harness our thoughts on this latest Hard On! happening, handing the party reins back to Disco for his morning of birthday bashing at Beyond.
Comparing notes with previous Hard On! visits, it was clear on this occasion that numbers were a little down, although with the freak weather that had plunged the capital into snow covered splendour, the freezing conditions may have been partly to blame for the tacit turnout. However, the people that pushed aside the plummeting temperatures outside, certainly turned up the heat inside, the playroom as busy as always and more than enough dancing devotees around to ensure the main room atmosphere remained sufficiently stoked, while clearly there were many more next door that were being poked. And given this latest experience of Suzie’s fetish frolic, there is no doubt in our mind that there is enough fervent following to ensure its survival in what are pretty tough trading times, the team just need to keep doing what they do and the crowds will keep coming, most likely in more ways than one. As for us?, well we certainly had a terrific time, so having gotten the taste for all this, we will definitely be filling Disco Matt’s boots next time round, and hopefully someone else’s too. (CRISCO MATT)
Without doubt, the clubbing scene in the capital has taken quite a beating over the last few months, even some of the biggest brands not being impervious to the ravages of the tough trading climate that businesses see themselves within, so attracting the numbers through their doors that used to be a given, is becoming the single most demanding challenge. However, one brand has quietly & consistently performed where others have either failed, its regular monthly outings never breaking the bank, but filling a much needed gap in the Saturday market that, for reasons beyond us, has become one of the most difficult nights of any weekend. And it was this Saturday slot that seemed to be the making of the brand, its promoter, Alex Erfan, quickly switching from the original Sunday tea-dance format early into its history, also very much bucking the trend that, when you move a club from one venue to another, it generally it signals the end or at least the fall-out of favour, this brand, rather than failing, actually going from strength to strength.
Lovechild has very much become one of the sole Saturday survivors in a market that has seen the demise of some massive brands over the last twelve months, Juicy having had the rug pulled from beneath its feet, Matinee, which had suffered in numbers during 2009 following a fateful move of venues, losing its focus & direction further, while even the might of SuperMartXe has encountered problems, although more due to bad organisation rather than a drop in popularity. So, through all this, Lovechild has forged its own path, continuing to keep its offer as fresh as possible, with imaginatively themed events, coupled with the influx of international D.J. talent to attract, thus giving it the longevity it has developed, the brand also successfully touring around the world, from as far as Australia, to as close as Amsterdam, indeed with this weekend looking one of their busiest, parties in the Dutch capital, as well as in Rome & back here in the capital, we can safely say that the Lovechild story is one of success for sure.
So, with a last minute impromptu visit to Italy quashed, wild horses were not going to keep us away from Fire, even though we were feeling distinctly under the weather, our determination to make it to this latest Lovechild party, spurred on by the arrival of French fancy and friend Leomeo, who was due to headline the sparkling D.J. line up across the three rooms. Mind you, we were also keen to see the new look main space of host venue Fire, as well as supported Nhamo Ball & the “official” launch of his new Mirrorballs website, this Lovechild event having further meaning for us, as it signalled the brands continual support for The National AIDS Trust, a cause & concern close to our hearts. Therefore, it was a given we would be at the “Mirrorballs” party, making plans to meet up with pals Stephen & Benoit beforehand, a liaison at local hostillery Barcode, seeing us arrive at Fire’s doors not long after midnight.
Being greeted by Lovechild’s organisational guru, Andrew Jones, we left our pals to their own devices, while Andrew gave us a guided tour of the new main entrance as well as the upstairs VIP room and the new bar space below, we being immediately taken aback by just how much more modern that changes had made the place feel, adding a smart & sophisticated edge to what had always struck us as a bit council house in complexion, the sleek new brick work, the superbly stated lighting the exuberant VIP space, the brilliant new bar & the modernistic feel helped along by banks of flat screens, on this night projecting Lovechild visuals for all to see. And turning to face the D.J. booth down the other end, we immediately acknowledged that this main room at Fire has definitely come of age, a little tweaking still necessary (more speakers by the bar please!), but the whole new look space a vast improvement on the old & unrecognisable from the original space back in 2001.
But we digress and with friends in two & having been surprised by main man Alex Erfan who caught us gazing down the dancefloor, we moved close to the stage to find our spot, Fire’s main room as yet not yielding a favoured position, although just left of the stage & D.J. booth behind seemed the best option. And from our vantage point, we were close enough to the action, yet able to spot the flood of familiar faces passing us by, like us deciding where to lay their hat at this Mirrorball event, our gaze being caught by incumbent D.J’s Nick Wolanski & Sharon O Love, as well as hostess with the mostest, Chrissy Darling, who was certainly cutting a stride & attracting the camera clicking crowd with her cavorting. However, eyes were now on the stage as the first of a series sex fuelled stage shows began, four fulsome fellows strutting their stuff & flexing their massive muscles to the rapturous reception of the now cramped main room space, a flood of people pouring in from the “love” lounge space where Gabriele Cutrano was masterminding the music.
With the party now in full swing and guest Sharon O Love in situ, the music took on a truly uplifting pace to match the elevated atmosphere, momentarily driven in another direction by new all-Male group Elixir Burlesque, who certainly made a statement with their extrovert yet elegant dancing displays, craftily choreographed by industry star Marcos White, the variety show feel to their performance in stark contrast to the all our pornographic displays of Thiago Drewery’s dancers come strippers, yet this very variety giving Lovechild’s latest outing a new and interesting dimension. With a short break for refreshments over, we were back in the main room and standing right next to our French fancy, Leomeo having arrived to take up his duties behind the decks, the amazing act of Miss O Love a tough one to follow, although if there was anyone to take the music on a tribal, tech & funky filled jubilant journey, it was our man Mr Carandang, his string of selections hitting immediate approval with us and the main room revellers that were lapping up every tasty morsel of Leomeo’s magnificent music.
Venturing for a moment of two into the now opened Mirrorarch room, it was clear Nick Wolanski was stirring up a storm with his superb sounds, tough tech & full on euro-style house that was certainly drawing a crowd, although we felt the pull of our Frenchman in the main room, arriving back in our spot in time for one of the sexiest model strippers we had seen anywhere, slowly peeling off his army clothing & taunting the crowd with his alluring moves, all making for one of the most erotic shows we had seen at any Lovechild party we had witnessed to date. But matching this muscular man fest, was Leomeo with his music, working the crowd like the pure professional he is, mixing in plenty of dance anthems with his trademark tribal & tech beats that had the room pumping to his precision perfect performance. And such was the enthralling extent of this fantastic Frenchman’s magnificent music, that, despite feeling very much under the weather with crippling stomach cramps, we still managed to dance in our usual dervishness for the remainder of his scintillating set, banishing all thoughts of our tumble dry like tummy, rather spinning on our spot in recognition of his brilliant beats.
With Leomeo’s love-in at Lovechild over, we joined our French fancy for a breather outside to make plans for a further liaison during his stay in the capital, before waving farewell to him & companion Franc, we returning to the main room action & Lee Harris now in charge, very much gearing up the pace for Beyond afterwards, plenty of euphoric euro-beats intermixed with heavenly house hits that had the place well & truly pumping, even the might of Pagano struggling to hold a crowd in the Mirrorarch, although our Italian stallion was certainly waving his magical wand as we sped in to say hello, a far from empty room lapping up his progressive & tech tunes with gusto. But, such was our stomach rumblings that we had to grace our leave of this latest Lovechild party, saying our farewells to those that we could find, both Simon Patrick & Andrew Jones seeing us safely out of the club & on our journey home to muster some strength to face a foray to Beyond.
Having been regular visitors to Lovechild parties since they were launched in London, we have seen our fair share of successes and despite the Saturday slot being a difficult one of late, Alex Erfan & his team have to be commended for keeping the brand as fresh as possible and offering up alternative entertainment & themes at every turn. Whilst the numbers weren’t quite a buoyant as the best turnouts, there were certainly plenty of people to go around two of the three rooms, although there is a train of thought that errs towards two rather than three as the best format. That said, the stage shows were certainly superb, the strippers going down extremely well, as did the burlesque performance that added suitable variety to the night. But as is usual for us, the music shone the most and Leomeo’s performance did particularly, he crafting his choices to cater for the crowd and hitting our sweet spot with his selections from start to finish, he finding favour, as we did, with the new look main room at Fire, which is a marked improvement on the old. And, with news that our French Fancy will be back for more in March, we will definitely be there for that, although with Antwerp on our doorstep & then more Lovechild lusciousness at As One on NYD, our affair with Alex Erfan’s outing looks set to continue unabated & we love it. (DISCO MATT)
Postcript
If you happened to miss out on this latest Lovechild with Leomeo, fear not as our Parisian pal has laid down a special compilation to mark his guest slot set, which is a collection crammed full of tech, tribal & funky inspired dance tunes that had us hooked from the off & will you too we are sure. So to grab your copy of this magnificent mix which includes tracks fromDanny Teneglia, David Penn, Shazz & much more, go to http://soundclound.com/djleomeo.
Plus, why not go check out the new Mirrorballs website at http://mirrorballs.tv, as well as sister site http://mirroballs.info for a full taste of what Nhamo & this terrific team have to offer.
Well, doesn’t it look very festive outside, although, as usual London seems to grind to a halt with the mere whiff of any adverse weather, indeed having been out there today, everything & everyone seems to have slowed to snail’s pace, planes have been grounded, people stranded & roads impassable. However, we are definitely made of stronger stuff, so no amount of snow is going to stop us in our tracks and from celebrating our birthday with our brilliant bash tomorrow morning (Sunday 19th December).
So, the show is most definitely ON, the time being 6 a.m. and the place being Beyond at Area, with our drinks soiree kicking off bright & early at 6 a.m. in the Embankment bar. However, given the D.J. line up, as advised in our post “Strictly Disco Matt Dancing”, we expect be assuming our spot on the main floor at 7 a.m. (ish) to savour the delights of a Steve Pitron set for the last time this year. Mind you, given all the stars playing, we could be in the Chapel for Hifi Sean, the sunrise terrace for D’Johnny & Fat Tony, or back in the main room for Gonzalo Rivas & Alan K (and much more Disco Matt’ing in between), so best you come hunt us down, most likely “Doing The Disco Matt”.
Now, our birthday bash aside, it is actually Beyond’s “Winter Solstice” party, so expect all the fabulous ingredients that make for THE best afterhours party around, the podiums being back in the main room & the delectable & drop dead gorgeous go-go’s on tap all morning, craftily choreographed by Elektra Paris & Shaun Capewell. So, while the snow may be shimmering outside, it will be Beyond’s all-stars that will be shining inside, keeping the heat & pace more akin to summer rather than winter, right till the 1 a.m. finish, with mesmerising music & enthralling entertainment, all hosted by the wonderful Chrissy Darling andwith our man Mr Fuller masterminding the door delightfully.
If you haven’t yet grabbed your ticket for this final fling before Christmas, then best you do by going to http://clubtickets.com which saves you from braving those Soho streets for tickets at Prowler, Clone Zone, or in Rupert St & Profile Bar. Advanced tickets are priced at a mere £12, while more will be available on the door, but for more.
So, as tomorrow is all about Braving Beyond in Birthday Bashing Winter Solstice Style, all this simply leaves us to say, “…sod the snow & join the show..”. Go There! Be There! (DISCO MATT)
Postscript
D.J. line up is as follows :-
Main Room – Steve Pitron (7 till 9), Gonzalo Rivas (9 till 11), Alan K (11 till Close)
The Chapel – Hifi Sean (5.30 till 8), Paul Christian (8 till close)
Sunrise Terrace – D’Johnny (6 till 9), Fat Tony (9 till Close)
For those of you that know us very well, we love a bit of a bop, indeed our dancing reputation of late has been elevated somewhat by our whacky video which has certainly caught the imagination, but that is not to say that we love watching the professionals in action, indeed we can firmly place ourselves in the “Strictly Come Dancing/ It Takes Two” (or as we simply call it “Strictly”) category of viewing, rather than that other programme (X who?), and hardly an evening has gone by over the last 12 or so weeks that we haven’t been transfixed by the action & entertainment from Bruce, Tess & Claudia, as well as the host of other characters that fill this superb show.
That said, there is no substitute for the real thing, although when it comes to our dancing dervishness it is far less ballroom, much more bravado, as we strut our stuff in exuberant fashion, week in, week out, at various clubs around the capital, but especially in “our spot”, so called by a resident D.J. of the one club that is every bit as an institution in our weekly life as “Strictly” is each & every October through December. And that weekly institution?, well where else but Beyond & what other club sports our spot like Beyond does? Yes we are known to have a favoured space in Fire & a certain landing point in Lo-Profile, but in Area & Beyond particularly, there is a special place in our dancing heart, this significant spot very much our hallowed turf and one which we feel, with every visit, we are right at home.
So, as “Strictly” comes to an end for another year, Beyond will once again take over our lives (well, after our cousin Crisco takes us to Hard On!) although this one is going to be something a little more special for us, as it is Beyond this coming Sunday (19th Dec) when we celebrate our birthday, and a better place to do it we simply couldn’t imagine. But, birthday aside, this Beyond also signals the last one before Christmas, in what the team have called a “Winter Solstice” party, marking the time of year when the nights are at their longest & the days their shortest, although in reality, for us hardened clubbing hedonists, it’s what happens inside the club that counts and this Beyond looks like delivering in every department, with the best in afterhours D.J.’s & dancers that have made this club the legend that it is.
And the promotions team have certainly delivered a sparkling line up for our birthday bash (well they probably did it for “Solstice” actually) as we are thrilled that the Spanish superstar, Gonzalo Rivas, will be making a triumphant return to the main room, to centre stage Beyond all-stars Alan K and the one & only Steve Pitron, without whom Beyond just is not Beyond. But, it doesn’t stop there, as Paul Christian is back too, along with man of the moment, Hifi Sean, added to by the brilliance of D’Johnny & Fat Tony, while the dancers will yet again be delightful, especially now the infamous podiums are back in the main room, Shaun Capewell & Elektra Paris ensuring enthralling entertainment from start to finish. Now, as promoter Jonny Marsh has kindly shared the full D.J. line up with us, we just had to do the same for you, so here goes
Main Room Chapel Embankment
7-9 Steve Pitron 5.30-8 Hifi Sean 6-9 D’Johnny
9-11 Gonzalo Rivas 8-cl Paul Christian 9-cl Fat Tony
11-cl Alan K
Therefore, given that incredible line up you can pretty much guarantee that, birthday bash or not, we will be in our spot virtually from the off in the main room, although will need to dart around to spread the Disco Matt love across all three spaces, intermixed with as much birthday bashing & bravado as we can fit in. All this means that we will be kicking off our celebrations early, like from the 5.30 a.m. start, so best you get there early if you fancy a slice of birthday cake before a bop, also making sure you add your name to our list of guests by clicking “attend” at http://facebook.com/event.php?eid=181090291907400, meaning you can join a whole host of others who will be helping us celebrate in style, including the lovely Chrissy Darling, who is our hostess extra-ordinairre.
Now for the important Beyond detail and this special “Winter Solstice” party takes place this coming Sunday (19th Dec) at Area in Vauxhall, doors opening at an advertised 6 a.m., with the club running through until 1 p.m. Advance tickets priced at £12 are available both online at http://clubtickets.com & in person at Soho outlets Prowler & Clone Zone, as well as both Rupert St & Profile Bar, although more will be available on the door. Further details of this & other beyond events can be found by going to http://fireclub.co.uk/fire-nightclub-london-gay-parties.php.
So, Christmas is definitely coming but not before our birthday bash at Beyond when all sorts of fun will be had, not to mention plenty of that dancing dervishness including us “Doing The Disco Matt” which is well worth a practice before the event, by checking out our video at http://youtube.com/watch?v=RCOqKp9SpgU and find a space by our spot come Sunday morning. Go There! Be There! (DISCO MATT)





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